What DJs Want... The World of DJ Riders Including the Overwhelming Steve Aoki's

In the future, if anyone ever says my DJ Rider is absurd, I will be more than happy to pull this post up! LOL. Recently, Steve Aoki's Rider (What he requires at performances) has been released, which made even my perfectly arched eyebrows rise. I mean.. "1/8 Oz of local grass, Large cheese pizza, 2 medium sized cakes that read DIM MAK???" Wait! There IS more, read the full rider below

Normally kept confidential, these are items from a few other of Dance Musics Biggest DJs:

Deadmau5 rider (It would logistically take months to organise this!)

• 2 x cases (48 bottles) of Corona or Sol Beer

• 16 cans of Red bull or energy drink

• 1 bottle of premium vodka (Grey Goose or Belvedere)

• 1 bottle of premium champagne (Veueve Clicquot or Bollinger)

• 2 bags of sweets (any kind but Starburst preferable)

• 2 packets of Marlborough light cigarettes or local light equivalent

• 1 pair of white socks and 1 pair of black socks for size 9

• 2 bottles of good quality men’s shower gel

• 1 large inflatable animal, inflated and at least 5’ tall

           Note: 'Quality' Men's Shower Gel? I guess it can't come from Target or Walmart then. LOL

David Guetta Rider (His list is even in alphabetical order)

• Balloons for show
• Big Chandelier
• Big Heart (2m)
• Cage for Dancers
• Carpet for VIP Stage
• Foam For Teddy Bear (?)
• Giant Champagne Cups
• Heart Shaped Balloons
• Ibiza Girls
• Scent Air Machine
• Waitress Outfit                                                                                                                         Note: I'm curious exactly what an "Ibiza Girl" is??  Does she have to come directly from Ibiza?

DJ Pauly D rider (Talk about nit picky. Decks have to be at belly button height!)

• 1 x L Grey Goose Vodka
• 1 x L Patron
• 12 x Bottles of water (Fiji or Evian)
• Four Hundred Fifty (450) Dollars per Diem ($150 per person per day)
• Four (4) Bottles of house champagne to spray crowd